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Which franchise has the stupidest name? Place your vote or nominate your own choice.

American "Oughta Know Better" Category

1. Goo Goo Car Wash (automatic car wash)

2. The Crack Team (foundation repair specialists) Their tagline is "A dry crack is a happy crack!"

3. Goin' Postal (mailbox service)

4. Massage Envy

5. Blind Man of America


"Bizarre even for Foreigners" Category


1. McGoo's Spitroast & Catering (Beware of obnoxious music)

2. Brown Gouge Dry Cleaning (specializing in McGoo's post-spitroast undies)

3. Cornish Oggy Oggy The Pasty Company