Thursday, June 15, 2006
WORST FRANCHISE NAMES: Cluckin' Pig
CLUCKIN' PIG
Their franchise sales slogan should be: "Make a Cluckin' Pig of Yourself."
To Go slogan: "Get the cluck outta here!"
Drive thru greeting: "Welcome to Cluckin' Pig. What the Cluck do you want?"
I thought this might be a cousin of the irreverent "Cluck U Chicken," but the website says that the idea for Cluckin' Pig came to Jerald Barrett in a vision after reading the Prayer of Jabez. I had a vision after reading the Prayer of Jabez too, but it involved filling a glass with 20 year old scotch.
Their franchise sales slogan should be: "Make a Cluckin' Pig of Yourself."
To Go slogan: "Get the cluck outta here!"
Drive thru greeting: "Welcome to Cluckin' Pig. What the Cluck do you want?"
I thought this might be a cousin of the irreverent "Cluck U Chicken," but the website says that the idea for Cluckin' Pig came to Jerald Barrett in a vision after reading the Prayer of Jabez. I had a vision after reading the Prayer of Jabez too, but it involved filling a glass with 20 year old scotch.